A 27 year old man from Kent has broken the unwritten toasting code by failing to toast bread in multiples of two.
His flatmate, Peter Thape (26) watched on in horror as his spazzy friend toasted a single piece of bread, leaving the other slot completely empty, and cooking away at nothing.
Thape understandably hurled abuse at his friend, offering to buy him an old lady, single slice toaster from Argos for Christmas.
‘What sort of fucking idiot only fancies one piece of toast?’ asked Thape.
‘I could eat six, or maybe eight,’ added Thape.