Are you suddenly using the word ‘furlough’ out of f*ckin nowhere?


People have been accused of using the word furlough a lot recently, having never ever heard of the word before last week.

Local furloughed man, Peter Thape managed to say it over 50 times in only 3 days to his disinterested children and incredibly bored wife.

Thape has admitted that he’s excited by the new word, never having heard of it in his previous 43 years on the planet.

‘Yeah, looked it up to find out why everyone was saying it,’ said Thape.

‘I’ve got time, ‘cause I’ve been furloughed,’ confirmed Thape.