As worldwide pandemics go, we’ve had lovely weather


If society’s going to have a killer virus that culls an occasional grandparent, it’s probably better to have it in excellent weather.

Local uninfected man, Peter Thape has been wondering how awful the whole experience would have been if it was happening in November?

Thape told Cutting News that he’d be happy for the virus to continue for a little longer if this stunning weather keeps up.

‘Never had so many barbecues,’ said Thape.

‘Just a bit annoyed really that my colleagues can’t see my tremendous tan,’ he added.