Baby girl born without a vajazzle


Concerns are growing for a new-born girl who has been delivered safely, but without a vajazzle decoration.

The midwife who assisted the birth, Murial Hislop first noticed a problem when the baby appeared to have eyebrows that did not look like they had been crayoned on by a drunk.

Hislop immediately alerted the ward sister when the baby’s colour appeared a little pinkish, and not the necessary orange that is considered healthy.

‘This poor little baby didn’t even have plastic tits,’ said Hislop.

‘Nature produces all sorts. We can only hope that people will learn to love her,’ added Hislop.