Barman probably seen a £20 note before

bar1bar1

A barman has reminded people hoping to be served, that he’s now seen all the different notes, and isn’t really that impressed by your outstanding wealth.

The barman explained that the first person he serves is the person he most wants to see naked, followed by the person who tipped him best last time, followed by the person with the least ridiculous eyebrows.

After that, he admits it’s a bit of a free-for-all.

‘Don’t stand there offering me a tenner or a twenty. You look a dick, and you wouldn’t do it in McDonald’s,’ said the barman.

‘You don’t need to show me that you’ve got money. It’s not a soup kitchen,’ added the barman.