BBC Four runs out of old Top of The Pops episodes without a Paedo presenter


The BBC have had to stop reruns of Top of The Pops, because there aren’t any episodes left that weren’t hosted by sex offenders.

It is thought that the BBC are unable to use 70% of the original shows, which were often hosted by the leading paedophiles of the day.

BBC programmer, Peter Thape intends to fill the gap in the schedule by showing the corresponding episode of Tomorrow’s World, which we all had to watch anyway, whilst we waited for Top of The Pops to come on.

‘I think Tomorrow’s World will still give people the hit of nostalgia that they need,’ said Thape.

‘We’re just checking Raymond Baxter and Maggie Philbin now against our massive sex case list,’ added Thape.