BBC viewers to get back into porn now Strictly’s finished

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Viewers of BBC’s Strictly will have to return to the more mundane world of pornography to get their kicks, now that this series has finished.

With Strictly’s Saturday night partially-clothed sex show coming to a conclusion, middle-aged couples may have to find another way to lubricate their relationship until next autumn.

Local Strictly watcher, Peter Thape hates the show, but values its contribution to a Saturday night fumble with his otherwise arid wife.

‘She says she loves all the dancing – I just agree,’ says Thape.

‘I’m just thinking…I bet he’s nobbin her,’ added Thape.