A bus driver has been found who is not properly fat, and could only be described as roomy, at best.
The complaint has come from numerous customers on the 192 bus route, who have made their feelings known to the bus operator, First Bus.
Bus user, Peter Thape has forwarded a 10,000 strong petition to First Bus, who are being accused of using younger, less well-covered drivers on certain routes.
‘I like the driver to be ruddy faced, and slightly drunk, if possible,’ said Thape.
‘What sort of shitty world are we heading for, where the bus drivers are more handsome than the customers?’ asked Thape.