Those people who were struggling to understand the conclusion of Bodyguard last night, were treated to bent coppa, Pippa Haywood explaining the plot during the closing police interview.
Haywood fessing up of the entire story, simply for the benefit of the viewer, may have lacked just a hint of realism.
Local criminal, Peter Thape has vowed never to go on a job with Haywood, fearing that she would spill the beans too quickly in the event of getting caught.
‘Haywood was singing like a canary,’ said massive criminal, Thape.
‘Maybe she realised that they needed a second series,’ added Thape.