A family have discovered a second child that they’d forgotten about since the creation of Fortnite.
14 year old Pete Thape hasn’t been seen since about 2017, but managed to come down for his tea last night.
Thape could remember some human words, but mostly grunted and felt his way around the familial dinner table.
‘When’s the new FIFA out?’ asked Pete.
‘How did Brexit end?’ he also asked.