Children hoping to lose record number of single gloves today


Children are planning to lose at least one glove or mitten whilst playing in today’s snow.

Local child, Little Bobby Thape (6) intends to lose at least three mittens today, and has taken a bag of single gloves out with him to make sure that he succeeds.

Little Bobby will carefully be leaving single gloves on the top of low walls, on the snowy pavement, and positioned vertically on a railing.

‘It’s an important part of the season to decorate wintery pavements with single gloves,’ said a thoughtful Little Bobby.

‘Adults often wonder if the gloves get re-united with the child again. But don’t worry about it, we’re just fuckin’ with your heads,’ added Little Bobby.