Following two hours of searching, and much shouting, a schoolchild has found his keys in his coat pocket…just like his mum had originally predicted.
Bobby Thape (13) blamed everyone he’s ever met for hiding his keys, before finally finding them in the place he’d actually put them, himself.
Bobby has still not ruled out his mum’s sarcastic theory that a stranger had broken in, and deliberately hidden them. Bobby is also considering the possibility that the whole family is conspiring against him to hide his belongings, including his socks.
‘It’s funny how my shin pads and football socks go missing in the same week?’ posed Bobby.
‘Then mysteriously turn up, all rolled together with my pyjamas and odd socks, under my bed,’ Bobby added.