To help the public effortlessly walk by arguing couples, an adhesive has been developed that will allow the passer-by to effectively glue their own chin to their chest.
The skin-safe cement can be applied at an instant and should be able to cope with a range of street nutcases.
Several different types will be available at a small premium, including ones that help avoid eye contact with mental people, beggars, and parents who are shouting at a small child. Peter Thape is from Glue Inc. and he encourages the public to carry a tube of the solvent at all times.
‘Not knowing where to look can be a genuine problem; chin glue is a real answer,’ said Thape.
‘Don’t use it, if you’re being followed though; there are some neck turning issues,’ Thape added.