Chocolate factory staff added to ‘Key workers’ list


The children of those who work in chocolate production will be entitled to remain in education from next week.

The chocolate factory workers were added to the list to help ensure that each person reaches their post lockdown weight of 20-25 stone.  

Local hungry person, Peter Thape is consuming an average of three extra unhealthy things each hour that he is not at work.

‘I’ve set a target of adding an extra stone in weight for each month,’ said Thape.

‘Chocolate staff are more essential than nurses, for me,’ added Thape.