Christmas guest puts new toilet roll on, wrong way around


A guest who came round for Christmas has finished off a toilet roll, and put the new one on, the wrong way around.

Local Christmas dinner host, Peter Thape waved goodbye to the last guest around 10 last night and rushed to the toilet to release a long held-in poo.

Thape reached for the toilet roll, discovering to his horror that the roll was hanging with the pieces to the rear, instead of over the front.

‘Which bastard did this?’ asked Thape.

‘What sort of world are they living in?’ thought Thape.