Clocks forward so you can do f*ck all again all day, on time

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People are being reminded to put their clocks forward tonight, so that they can do shit all again, all day tomorrow, but at the right time.

Local microwave clock owner, Peter Thape will be putting his clock forward tonight in anticipation of timing his exercise walk tomorrow.

Thape told Cutting News that there was little point in walking round the block at 3 o’clock, when he could go at 4 o’clock.

‘Plus, I need to get the time spot on for breakfast, and then lunch,’ said Thape.

‘I’ve got nothing to do, have I,’ added Thape.