Cock leaves one piece of paper on toilet roll

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Some lazy bastard in your house has left one piece of paper on the toilet roll, and you’ve got a fair idea who it is.

Even though there’s a pack of 64 toilet rolls next to the toilet, they’ve not managed to reach down to put a new one on.

Local dad and toilet user, Peter Thape told Cutting News that it was him who’d left the piece on there.

‘I know…you were all thinking it was one of the children, but it was me,’ admitted Thape.

‘Left it on there for a woman’s wee – one piece is enough,’ added Thape.