Cock next door thinks you’re interested in his DIY

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A man has become trapped on his own driveway listening to his neighbour’s boring DIY tale.

Local man, Peter Thape went out to put the empty cereal box in the recycling twenty minutes ago, and looks unlikely to ever return.

Thape’s fixed grin, which he uses for all social occasions, is now starting to hurt as he tries to work out how to end the terrible conversation.  

‘It’s something about a wall, and wood, and maybe something that’s 75mm,’ said Thape.

‘Suppose there’ll be a massive bag of sand over the end of our drive for another year,’ added Thape.