Cock next door using new leaf blower for six hours

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Bastard Aldi have started selling a leaf blower for about 8p, and the cock next door wants everyone to know that he’s bought one.

So by 8 o’clock this morning the prize cock had already started cleverly blowing all the leaves from one side of his garden to the other.

The cock’s neighbour, Peter Thape has been listening to the leaf blower for nearly two hours now, and his ears are more or less bleeding.

‘If he had started fracking, there would be less noise,’ said Thape.

‘Look at him, the cock, with his ear muffs on; can’t hear a thing,’ added Thape.