Cocks allowed to drive on hard shoulder in standing traffic

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It’s been announced that proper bell ends no longer have to sit in standing traffic with the rest of us, but can just drive down the hard shoulder at speed, to get to their exit.

The news comes as a relief to massive cock, Peter Thape who likes to speed past standing traffic on the motorway’s hard shoulder, if he’s in a hurry.

Thape’s self-importance, and full cock status, leaves him outside of the standard driving regulations that allows human society to function.

‘I’m also allowed to go through red lights,’ said Thape.

‘And chevrons on the road; what the fuck are they for?’ added Thape.