There is growing interest in a possible third World War, if it could prevent us having to return to work and school tomorrow.
After two weeks away from the treadmill, most people have agreed that Armageddon, or a reasonably sized nuclear war would be preferable to a return to the madness in the morning.
Local man, Peter Thape has been quite happy filling the last two weeks with Netflix, chocolate, and Budweiser, and he’d take any type of apocalypse to avoid sitting in the traffic tomorrow.
‘Still got two jars of pasta sauce in that cupboard; bring it on,’ said Thape.
‘Think I’ll be alright for a few weeks, not even opened those Lindor yet,’ he added.