Couples who say ‘We’re pregnant!’ to share the birth

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Exciting news has been announced for pregnant couples to help them both fully share the birthing experience.

From January, those men and women who both claim to be pregnant are to begin a process that will truly embrace the wonder of childbirth. Whist the female will grow and expunge her baby through the traditional method, the male will have an inflatable sphere placed in his scrotal sack at conception. At full term the man will pass the now Satsuma-sized ball through the end of his urethra.

‘Passing a citrus fruit is the least I can do, now that we’re pregnant,’ said pregnant Peter Thape (32).

‘I’ll be going to the contraction and breathing classes too,’ added Thape.