Cowell to open his shirt down to his ball sack on tonight’s BGT

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Simon Cowell will sit with his shirt open to his ankles on tonight’s Britain’s Got Talent.

Cowell, who had his shirt open down to his pubes on last night’s telly, has vowed to sit with his meat and two veg out on display for tonight’s show.

Cowell, who would be laughed-out of any normal functioning society, has vowed to continue thrilling women with his sexy wardrobe.

‘On Wednesday I’ll be wearing cowboy chaps, so that you can see my haemorrhoids,’ said Cowell.

‘I just look amazingly cool,’ added Cowell.