Criminals moving to bad areas for school catchment opportunities


Highly successful offenders are upsetting local communities by moving into the notoriously bad areas that will ensure their child’s entry into the worst local schools.

Ofsted have received thousands of complaints from people who have not been able to get their own children into schools because of the over subscription of places.

Peter Thape is a brilliant criminal, having built a burgeoning robbery company off the back of a small, family run protection racket. He’s moved three doors away from an awful school, and he’s aware of the other parent’s complaints.

‘Am I giving my children a leg-up in society? I probably am!’ admitted Thape.

‘But it’s all about networking, and my kids need to mix with the people they’re going to ultimately intimidate and rob,’ added Thape.