A man has been laughed out of Currys PC World after trying to buy a 32 inch TV for the front room of his home.
The staff showed him the range of 100 inch, 250 inch, and ten metre screens before sending the cock on his way.
Store assistant, Peter Thape kicked the customer up the arse as he turfed him out of the shop doors.
‘Dick!’ said Thape.
‘Still sold him an extended warranty, though,’ added Thape.