Dad considers shutting the door when doing a poo


A dad thought briefly today about swinging the door shut when he was doing a poo.

But then local dad, Peter Thape quickly remembered how the rest of the family like to benefit from hearing and smelling his foul deposit.

Thape’s son, Bobby thought he’d heard the bathroom door close, and so felt safe to emerge from his own bedroom door.

‘Jesus, what’s he been eating?’ asked Bobby.

‘Then, all his tackle and stuff was dangling down, and he tried to chat to me,’ added Bobby.