Dads unbelievably angry, as b*stard heating goes on


Dads everywhere are incredibly angry with the sky, or whatever it is that controls the temperature outside.

Local dad, Peter Thape keeps looking out of the window at the rain, looking at the heating thermostat, and shaking his head.

Thape put the heating on last night, after an extraordinary build-up of pressure from the rest of his family, and has been feeling sick ever since.

‘It’s fuckin’ June!’ said Thape.

‘You can have it on now, or you can have it on in December; you can’t have both,’ added Thape.