Britain’s leading drug dealers have adeptly moved into the profitable area of hand sanitiser and wet wipes, as the virus gets a hold.
With hand washing and sneezing into your elbow the new government advice, street urchins and scallies are making a killing on the in-demand cleansing products.
Local drug dealer, Pete Thape can do you an eighth of Boots own brand hand cleanser for fifty notes.
‘It’s supply and demand, blood,’ said Thape.
‘No point selling rocks, if everyone’s cashed in their chips, init,’ he added.