‘Do we need 50 pillows on the bed?’ asks husband


A husband is considering some sort of sanctions for his wife, as the decorative pillow count on their bed gets dangerously close to 50.

Local husband, Peter Thape has noticed that the pillow display area has been creeping further down the bed, and now sits beyond the half way point.  

Thape now has to go to bed two and half hours earlier than he goes to sleep in order to take all the pillows off, and find a safe place to pile them up.

‘Who the hell is it all for? There’s only me and her going in the room,’ said Thape.

‘And they’re not even soft; some are just horrible, but I’m too scared to say anything,’ added Thape.