Do you say ‘scone,’ or ‘scone?’ Who gives a f*ck!


It’s been reported that the average person argues about the pronunciation of the word scone for a total of 11 years of their life.

The study shows that people’s lives are divided into work, sleep, and whether scone is pronounced to rhyme with ‘stone,’ or ‘gone.’

Boring fuck, Peter Thape likes to introduce the conversation into every get-together, meal and dinner party that he’s ever attended.

‘Then I like to talk about barm cakes, buns, baps – which one are you?’ said Thape.

‘Everyone thinks it’s hilarious,’ added Thape.