Does 13th Zodiac sign mean that previous horoscopes were all bollocks?

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Highly impressionable losers, and women in unfulfilled marriages are wondering today if the discovery of a 13th zodiac sign has invalidated all the previous horoscope readings that they looked at.    

One such local woman, Murial Hislop has moved from Aries to Pisces, now that the new constellation Ophiuchus has been included in the calendar.

Hislop is furious after finding out that she’s no longer headstrong, independent and full of energy, but brave, intelligent and likely to find a friend has been lying about someone close to her.

‘I shall have to get a reading from my medium to find out the truth,’ said Hislop.

‘I’d ask the vicar, but I don’t believe in all that nonsense,’ she added.