Does he fuck.
In fact, he’s reading this article right now, wondering what’s going on, and working up to asking you if you have one.
Local husband, Peter Thape noticed his wife putting a suitcase of clothes in the loft last month, whilst she muttered something about the end of summer.
‘Is this a real thing?’ asked Thape.
‘Me? I have a bobble hat. That’s my winter wardrobe,’ added Thape.