Dog barking at shit-all again

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A dog has drawn the attention of the whole family by fiercely barking at the window, in the direction of absolutely nothing, for the one billionth time.

Border Collie, Peter Thape (3) couldn’t be more excited about the thing that’s definitely happening right outside the window, right now, that nobody else can see.

Thape has offered no apology for protecting his family and their territory, and vows to continue warding off potential threats until he is eventually tied to a lamppost on the A34.

‘I can’t believe that nobody else can see that fly coming right towards the house from across the road,’ said Border Collie, Thape.

‘What! What! You telling me you couldn’t hear that car door shut, two streets away?’ added Thape.