Dog finishes relationship with sofa cushion

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A dog has ended his relationship with the large cushion off the couch, telling it that he would prefer to be just friends. 

Heinz 57 dog, Peter Thape (4) has enjoyed his time with the floral patterned pillow, but has become aware that a little fraying is starting to occur around the edges.

Thape has begun a more intellectual relationship with a younger, prettier pet bed recently bought from Aldi, from which a physical association may or may not develop.

‘I will occasionally still visit with the couch cushion if I’ve had a particularly big meal, and it gives me that look,’ admitted Thape.

‘I hate myself afterwards, but what can you do, it’s an open net,’ added Thape.