Dog shit trees now growing naturally in the wild

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Beautiful dog shit trees and bushes have started to grow naturally in the wild as a result of the lockdown.

Like goats and deer returning to our empty streets, the often colourful and artistic shrubs are decorating local beauty spots. 

Local arborist, Peter Thape has seen a rise in the fledgling vegetation especially around car parks, farmer’s gates, and temporarily covered waste bins.

‘The leaves have a plastic-like quality, and can be multi-coloured,’ said Thape.

‘Squidgy to the touch, but not edible – watch out for that,’ warned Thape.