An increasing number of English Bull Terriers have admitted that their owner’s behaviour disappoints them.
Four year old English Bull Terrier, Peter Thape has asked his owner a number of times if they could spend less time scaring people outside the off-licence and more time concentrating on more sophisticated endeavours. Thape has repeatedly pushed his owner to get an honest job, and concentrate on padding out expenses, insurance fraud, under reporting income, and insider trading.
‘Yes we’re good at intimidation and selling weed, but it feels crude, almost uneducated,’ said Thape.
‘It’s all about social mobility nowadays, and I think we should concentrate on becoming more middle class – I see myself as a Golden Retriever,’ added Thape.