Epidemic of petition signing increases

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The country has become overrun with petitions, with the average social media user signing one every 12 seconds.

Petitions, which actually used to do something, now go to a special place on the server with the all the emails about bitcoin.

Local concerned person, Peter Thape likes to write ‘Done,’ and ‘Signed’ in the comments to show his unbridled enthusiasm.

‘I think politicians sit there and read all the petitions,’ said Thape.

‘Or ‘B,’ just ignore them with all the other bollocks,’ added Thape.