Every f*ckwit suddenly an epidemiologist


Every moron now feels suitably qualified to share their knowledge of containing and tackling viruses.

Local cock, Peter Thape, who ordinarily puts buttons into bags for a living, is offering an opinion each day on Facebook.

Thape’s previous experience in high level decision making has been limited to whether or not to have a fifth or sixth can of strong lager.

‘I like to share other people’s made-up opinions too,’ said Thape.

‘Might get a job at The World Health Organisation after this,’ said Thape.