Everyone in the country watching ‘Friends’


Every person in the country is currently watching Friends, including new–born babies and people without eyes.

As the nation rejoices in watching the show that launched a million coffee shops, society has been reminded that functioning life existed before mobile phones and the internet.

Peter Thape (43) spent most of the 90’s pretending that he hated Friends, but now shamelessly consumes episodes whilst he eats his breakfast, sits on the toilet, and drives to work.

‘It’s mostly a nostalgia thing,’ said Thape.

‘But I’ll be crushed if Ross doesn’t end up with Rachel,’ admitted an excited Thape.