Everyone shittin’ their pants, waiting for a delivery


Apart from smug bastards, everyone in the country is feverishly waiting for that delivery to arrive.

If it doesn’t, you won’t be able to give the thing as a present, and then everyone will know that you didn’t order it until 18th of December.

Local procrastinating fool, Peter Thape has known he had to order the thing for about two months and decided to wait until last night to actually do something about it.

‘I’m paying more for the delivery than the present,’ said Thape.

‘And, it’s going to some Post Office that I don’t even know where it is,’ he added.