Family go to Ikea, for a change, on Bank Holiday


A family who are not sure what to do today have decided to go to Ikea…like they do every Bank Holiday.  

The Thape family held out until late morning, before mum made the suggestion, like she’d thought of it for the very first time.

Dad, Peter Thape was quite happy doing f*ck all, but could see his wife getting slowly more irritated at the thought of doing nothing.

‘I’d have stayed in my undies all day, and watched the snooker,’ said Thape.

‘Then have the usual discussion about which Take-Away is open on a Bank Holiday,’ added Thape.