‘Farmer touched my breasts,’ claims cow


Cows are signing up to the #MeToo campaign by the dozen, after reports of wide scale abuse within the dairy industry.

There have been stories of forced insemination, removal of babies, and the sale of milk, that’s due to calves, to another species.

Local cow, Murial Hislop believes an encounter with the farmer, who casually brushed his hand against her udders, was not accidental.

‘The farmer’s wife was there too – the whole family’s sick,’ said Hislop.

‘Remember, every bowl of Frosties you eat has come as a result of an assault,’ added Hislop.