Father’s Day just a shit version of Mother’s Day


Dads are convinced that Father’s Day lacks any of the pizazz or flair of Mother’s Day, with children barely offering the same enthusiasm that they served up for their mums.

Local dad, Peter Thape seems to be taking the family out for lunch again, just like he did on Mother’s Day, except he still seems to be paying.

Thape also noticed that his wife and kids were all sound asleep this morning when he got up, quite unlike the dawn military operation that took place in preparing the Mother’s Day breakfast.

‘I’m looking forward to the new socks,’ said Thape.

‘Plus a bar of chocolate, that my son borrowed a pound for,’ added Thape.