FGM victims and circumcised men unite


Victims of female genital mutilation (FGM), and men who have been circumcised have been offered a possible solution to their common problem at this year’s annual get-together.

Genetic Engineer, Peter Thape told the Blackpool conference that he plans to mate victims of both procedures over a number of years with the intention of producing a child with modified genitals.

Eventually, children will be born without the need to further amend their composition, which will satisfy the various religions involved.

‘We need to find some type of solution, because God isn’t letting this one go,’ said Thape.

‘We’re all well aware that nothing quite says worshipping a higher power like mutilating your child’s genitalia.’ Thape added.