Flies now in charge of the kitchen


Many households across the country, who’d opened windows and doors in the heat, have now surrendered control of the kitchen to massive flies.

With many of the flies bigger than a bird, kitchen areas have become largely inaccessible, unless the fly has decided to do a lap of the downstairs.  

Local breakfast eater, Peter Thape is pretty keen to have his Aldi fake Rice Krispies, but isn’t brave enough to take on two of the main flies.

‘Suppose I could rush in and out whilst they rest on the windowsill for a minute,’ thought Thape.

‘Probably just stay out of there until October,’ accepted Thape.