Friendship Ended after Botched Handshake

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Two lifelong friends have mutually agreed to end their relationship after publicly botching a handshake during a recent meet-up.

Peter Thape (29) approached his friend outside a busy chippy on Friday with his hand outstretched for a familiar handshake, but his friend opted for a fist bump, and the two just mashed together awkwardly. Thape attempted a recovery man-hug, but was thwarted by his friend’s second attempt at the fist bump.

‘There was no coming back from that,’ admitted a disappointed Thape.

‘We thought about counselling, but after the second mess up, we both knew our hearts weren’t in it any longer,’ added Thape.

Writer – Ben DubbleYou