Gamblers having to get up earlier to lose all their money


The new £2 limit on each spin of the bookmaker’s machines has left many gamblers having to get up much earlier to lose all their money properly.

Local gambler, Peter Thape is furious, after having to find an extra hour each day to spunk off all his, and his family’s income.

Thape has suggested that bookmakers have a drive thru section, where he could just drop off his money as he’s passing, instead.

‘The government isn’t thinking about the customer here; where am I going to find the extra time from?’ asked Thape.

‘I need to lose the money, hate myself, and then be angry with all my family. I haven’t got all day to waste on such complex emotions,’ added Thape.