Girls make-up just gone mental


Teenage girls and young women are walking the streets with some proper mental white shit streaks of make-up all over their faces.

Contouring make-up is the art of different looking girls ending up with exactly the same face, except for some distinctive lines of white shit down the side of their nose.

Local dad, Peter Thape was walking down the street near his house, when a teenage girl approached him.

‘I said ‘How do,’ to this pretty young thing, like you do,’ said Thape.

‘Then she asked me for a lift to her friend’s – it was my own daughter,’ explained Thape.