Boris Johnson has finally announced the date for glory holes and car park dogging sites to reopen.
Perversion Industry leaders have been furious after glory holes were boarded up in mid-March, leaving passing hole users with no access whatsoever.
Glory hole fan, Peter Thape has been using an empty toilet roll tube to get through the barren months of the pandemic.
‘Dogging sites could probably have opened in June, with them being outside,’ explained Thape.
‘But glory holes have an indoor theme, which arguably justifies the delay,’ added Thape.