The government has set the age at which fathers start trying to win against their own sons in sport, gaming and play-fighting at 14.
Most dads have welcomed the new legislation, in light of the difficult task of nurturing their young son’s confidence, whilst simultaneously preparing them for a shitty world.
But local dad, Peter Thape has been preparing his son to be a bully, and believes the proposed aged of 14 is a nonsense, and should be scrapped.
‘I’ve been Greco-Roman wrestling Peter Junior with all my strength since he was four weeks old,’ said Thape.
‘Until he beats me, and holds me fair and square for a three count, I shall consider him a gay,’ added Thape.